Wednesday, the 24th of January, A.D. 2007

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a·bys·mal·i·ty
abysmality
the state of being abysmal; being at the lowest conceivable state; lit. being at the lowest possible depth.

They sound like morons, there is no music to cover their abysmality.

Cycoclops

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More simulated annealing:

Friday, the 19th of January, A.D. 2007

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In the process of refactoring Markdown in C, I've checked out some other structured text formats:

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Achtung! Alles turisten und nontekniscen lookenpeepers!

Das komputermaschine ist nicht für der gefingerpoken und mittengraben. Ist zu easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der maschine ist diggen bei experten only. Ist nicht für gewerken bei das dummkopfen. Der rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cottenpicken händer in dem pockets muss.
Relaxen und watschen das blinkenlichten.

Thursday, the 18th of January, A.D. 2007

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in the 11th minute of the 8th hour ante meridium

Tuesday, the 9th of January, A.D. 2007

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. . . and sometimes, with a sly curl of the nose, he would mutter a series of murderous imprecations in which the word ‘editor’ seemed always to be present.

— from “The Great Automatic Grammatisator”, by Roald Dahl

in the 12th minute of the 1st hour post meridium

'The most dangerous place in the world is between a mother and her children.' Drawing of Lady Liberty holding an infant wrapped in an American flag in one arm, and a revolver in the other hand.

" The Most Dangerous Place in the World", by B.B.

in the 56th minute of the 12th hour ante meridium

WHO is Silvia? What is she?
That all our swains commend her?
Holy, fair, and wise is she;
The heaven such grace did lend her,
That she might admirèd be.

 . . .

Then to Silvia let us sing,
That Silvia is excelling;
She excels each mortal thing
Upon the dull earth dwelling:
To her let us garlands bring.

— “Silvia”, by William Shakespeare

Thursday, the 4th of January, A.D. 2007

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Guns Kill People . . .
. . . like spoons made Rosie O’Donnell fat.

— seen on a bumper sticker

Wednesday, the 3rd of January, A.D. 2007

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Tuesday, the 2nd of January, A.D. 2007

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Computational Tools for Linguistics

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I'm going to have to try CRUX.

Sunday, the 17th of December, A.D. 2006

in the 32nd minute of the 1st hour post meridium

AAAUGH! A pack of angry moles appears out of nowhere and attacks you! The leader picks its teeth with one of your phalages.

Thursday, the 14th of December, A.D. 2006

in the 34th minute of the 5th hour post meridium

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, “I’m from the government and I'm here to help.”

Ronald Reagan

in the 24th minute of the 5th hour post meridium

US Flag with a 'Space Invaders' bunker shooting at the stars

"Homeland Security"

in the 38th minute of the 9th hour ante meridium

Object [object INPUT] (result of expression document.form1.submit) does not allow calls.

Hazards of the DOM: now HTML element IDs can clash with variable space. Jolly